Came across this funny SMS. No offense is meant to any community ! (My relatives are Punjabis, my neighbors are Gujaratis and my friends are Marwaris )
How a Gujarati does business:
Investment: 1 Crore
Sales:1 Crore
Expenses:50 Lakhs
Profit:50 Lakhs
How a Punjabi does business:
Investment: 1 Crore (All the money is borrowed)
Sales:1 Crore
Expenses:1.5 Crore
Profit:50 Lakhs (Don’t ask how !)
How a Marwari does business:
Investment: 1 Crore
Sales:2 Crore
Expenses:1 Crore
Loss: 1 Crore (Was actually expecting profits of 2 Crores on a 1 Crore investment!)
So when you ask them, “how is life?” they reply:
Gujarati: Chale che !
Punjabi: Changa Hai ji, Vadhiya !
Marwari: Manda Hai, Bhaiya !
