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Songs

Ranaji Maare

Rana Kapoor of Yes Bank sent out a startling series of tweets today

This somehow reminded me of a lovely song called Ranaji from the movie Gulaal whose lyrics can be changed to suit the current situation

Haayeee ranaji maare gusse mein aaye,
Aiso balkhaaye, agiya barsaaye,ghabraaye marro chein,

Ranaji maare…

Ranaji maari Kotak, Puri ke taane,
Ranaji maare Romesh, Ahuja ke baani,
Ranaji thaape bhoot paret ki chaaya,
Haiii ranaji thaape ill bill jinn ka saaya,

Ranaji maare..

Heyyy Board ko dear bole, Beti ko Family Office bole,
Maange hai extension badi, maange hai salary badi,
Maange hai kursi badi, stock badi,
Jaise NPA ki, jaise NPA ki,
Jaise NPA ko ignore ke ban gaye HDFC Bank

Ranaji maare..

Ranaji Madhu ko Bank se bhagaye
Pooche to bole unfit hai haii
Ranaji bole mujko de do extenstion
Mujko De Deo Extension, haii haii haii
Kyunki yeh dil maange more,
More RBI ,more RBI ,more RBI

Ranaji maare..

Bank to beech bajariya haii badnaami ho gayi,
Bank to laal chunariya, saram se dhaani ho gayi,
Bank to dhak dhalk howe, jo jo beete re,

Jaise har ek baat pe, jaise har ek baat pe,
Jaise har ek baat pe bina kisi ke RBI peeche pade
Jaise bina baat Investor ka, jaise bina baat Investor ka,
Baj gaya bhaiya band,
Jaise bina baat Investor ka baj gaya bhaiya band,

Ranaji maare…

The original song can be viewed here:

 

Categories
Observations

Bandhan Bank: Dhoka Aur Dhulai

Today Bandhan Bank investors got a nasty shock when the Bank informed the exchanges the following shocker

What is shocking is that in the recent conference call, the CEO had assured investors that all is well

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Links

Linkfest: 28 September, 2018

Some stuff I am reading today morning:

IL&FS Financial Services defaults on 395 Crores (Mint)

SEBI asks MFs to furnish details about NBFC exposure (ET)

Is Uday Kotak next? (Hemindra Hazari)

Flop show of Aavas Financiers IPO (MC)

IPO Review: Dinesh Engineers (BQ)

The Reliance Naval Disaster (BS)

Company Profile: Motilal Oswal (Fortune)

The “DotCon” stupidity (Macro Tourist)

Different kinds of smart (Morgan Housel)

Competing to win (A VC)

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Exchange Filings

Devang Mody Ka Ghar Wapsi

Source: Exchange Filings of Reliance Capital

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Excerpts

S Naren on Midcap Valuations