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Ranaji Maare

Rana Kapoor of Yes Bank sent out a startling series of tweets today

This somehow reminded me of a lovely song called Ranaji from the movie Gulaal whose lyrics can be changed to suit the current situation

Haayeee ranaji maare gusse mein aaye,
Aiso balkhaaye, agiya barsaaye,ghabraaye marro chein,

Ranaji maare…

Ranaji maari Kotak, Puri ke taane,
Ranaji maare Romesh, Ahuja ke baani,
Ranaji thaape bhoot paret ki chaaya,
Haiii ranaji thaape ill bill jinn ka saaya,

Ranaji maare..

Heyyy Board ko dear bole, Beti ko Family Office bole,
Maange hai extension badi, maange hai salary badi,
Maange hai kursi badi, stock badi,
Jaise NPA ki, jaise NPA ki,
Jaise NPA ko ignore ke ban gaye HDFC Bank

Ranaji maare..

Ranaji Madhu ko Bank se bhagaye
Pooche to bole unfit hai haii
Ranaji bole mujko de do extenstion
Mujko De Deo Extension, haii haii haii
Kyunki yeh dil maange more,
More RBI ,more RBI ,more RBI

Ranaji maare..

Bank to beech bajariya haii badnaami ho gayi,
Bank to laal chunariya, saram se dhaani ho gayi,
Bank to dhak dhalk howe, jo jo beete re,

Jaise har ek baat pe, jaise har ek baat pe,
Jaise har ek baat pe bina kisi ke RBI peeche pade
Jaise bina baat Investor ka, jaise bina baat Investor ka,
Baj gaya bhaiya band,
Jaise bina baat Investor ka baj gaya bhaiya band,

Ranaji maare…

The original song can be viewed here:

 

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