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Hat Tip Rajkumar Shaw

9.00 : *beep beep*..Msg received… salary credited to ur a/c

Me: yipeeee..

9.01 : *beep beep* Home EMI auto debited..

9.02 : *beep beep* Car loan EMI auto debited..

9.03 : *beep beep* Credit card bill auto debited..

9.04 : *beep beep* Phone bill auto debited.

9.05 : *beep beep* Electricity bill auto debited..

9.06 : *beep beep* LIC EMI auto debited..

9.07 : *beep beep* Medical insurance EMI debited..

9.08 : *beep beep* Your a/c. Babaji ka thullu.

Me : beep beep beep************