Category: Humor
Came across this funny SMS. No offense is meant to any community ! (My relatives are Punjabis, my neighbors are Gujaratis and my friends are Marwaris )
How a Gujarati does business:
Investment: 1 Crore
Sales:1 Crore
Expenses:50 Lakhs
Profit:50 Lakhs
How a Punjabi does business:
Investment: 1 Crore (All the money is borrowed)
Sales:1 Crore
Expenses:1.5 Crore
Profit:50 Lakhs (Don’t ask how !)
How a Marwari does business:
Investment: 1 Crore
Sales:2 Crore
Expenses:1 Crore
Loss: 1 Crore (Was actually expecting profits of 2 Crores on a 1 Crore investment!)
So when you ask them, “how is life?” they reply:
Gujarati: Chale che !
Punjabi: Changa Hai ji, Vadhiya !
Marwari: Manda Hai, Bhaiya !
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The wit of Sharmeen Obaid Chenoy
Oscar winner Pakistani artist Sharmeen Obaid Chenoy was asked her thoughts about Hafiz Saeed’s comments that Shah Rukh Khan is welcome in Pakistan.
Her reply below is too good !
This is the last one in this series, I promise !!
Wish people would make a video on “Shit people say in the stock market !”