Came across this funny SMS. No offense is meant to any community ! (My relatives are Punjabis, my neighbors are Gujaratis and my friends are Marwaris )
How a Gujarati does business:
Investment: 1 Crore
Sales:1 Crore
Expenses:50 Lakhs
Profit:50 Lakhs
How a Punjabi does business:
Investment: 1 Crore (All the money is borrowed)
Sales:1 Crore
Expenses:1.5 Crore
Profit:50 Lakhs (Don’t ask how !)
How a Marwari does business:
Investment: 1 Crore
Sales:2 Crore
Expenses:1 Crore
Loss: 1 Crore (Was actually expecting profits of 2 Crores on a 1 Crore investment!)
So when you ask them, “how is life?” they reply:
Gujarati: Chale che !
Punjabi: Changa Hai ji, Vadhiya !
Marwari: Manda Hai, Bhaiya !
13 replies on “How Gujaratis,Punjabis and Marwaris do business”
Haha good one. There is this old joke:
Jaha na jayee railgari waha jayee belgari. Jaha na jayee belgari waha jayee marwari.
Meaning we are always ready to go anywhere where we see opportunity.
Hi ha hi ha..babut mazedaar hai bhai..
For punjabis…khate mufali hai aur batate badam hai..show off..
in India top businessmen is ambani,tata,godrej,sanghvi,adani,azim premji(wipro),mehta,naik(chair man of l&t),pankaj Patel,nirma etc. Are Gujarati and few marwadi
BIRLA, SINGHANINIYA, RUIA, PODDAR, GOYANKA, KHETAN , MITTAL , AGARWAL, DALMIA YE H BT YE KABHI APNE PAISO KA GUJRATIYO KI TARAH DIKHAWA NAHI KARTE HAI
yes you are correct bro..marwadi rocks…
@Mohit : Mehta’s is basically marwari, living in gujrat does’nt mean that belongs the same. Like sanjay leela bhansali.
head of hindustantimes, and ICICI bank MD and 55% or SEBI workers are MARWARI..
BAJAJ-BIRLA-BANGUR-Mittal list is so long..!!
One who does hardwork is always successful
See Bill Gates & Steve Jobs,they were neither Gujrati nor Marvadi.
One thing more to admit “Gujratis are more clever when It comes to business,Marvadi ranks at 2”
Punjabis have good amount of money (not as much as Gujaratis and Marwadis have), we contribute maximum to the Indian Army in comparison to other communities. We have a decent count in Sports, Bollywood, Hollywood, Entertainment and Music industry. We have an extremely rich food and cuisine heritage. Our cuisines are appreciated all around the globe. Our weddings are awesome full of masti. When it comes to embracing other communities we are at the top of the list as we are extremely liberal in our thoughts as compared to any other communities. That’s why SINGH IS KING and SHERAN DI KAUM PUNJABI….
Just checkout who owns the most online shopping sites on google you will know the real power of marwaris…there is no way to beat a marwari in any sector of life…
seeing that Marwari’s population is just around 5 million lowest compared to Punjabi and Gujarati, their contribution is relatively very high.
Money is earned by everyone nowadays. But very few are successful. The definition of success is different for everyone.
In my opinion and in true sense Punjabis are the best. They live life, try new things, respect all people. I think that’s life. Guru gobind ji ko Mera sat sat naman. Shera di kaum Punjabi.
Yup gujju nd marwaris may be the best businessmen but punjabis are best people because they don’t cry over little expenses they are not so called kanjoos they live their life with full joy money is earned to spent in their houses
Sindhis came late but make their name in many fields but they are most likely to be in bussiness sindhis being mere of 0.3% of population in india and have 14-15 billionaires in top 150 so i think if we count per capita wise sindhis are more rich and in bussiness gujarati marwari and sindhis three are the best.